UK Government has Immigration Problem Solved, say Government Experts
Top secret experts who cannot be named for security reasons today announced that the government has taken bold steps to resolve the immigration problem once and for all.
Immigration has as you know considerably upset a lot of people, especially those forced through no fault of their own, to try to live here.
A spokesperson for the Ministry of Refugees said this morning that the latest moves by the newly-elected government have come in the nick of time as luxury hotels the length and breadth of the country have run out of spare beds and caviar, a grim scenario that has unfairly deprived posh people everywhere of basic luxuries.
