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Alien Incursion

"I thoroughly enjoyed it but I think you should put a warning on the cover, advising people not to read it in public, I giggled a lot & laughed out loud several times, very embarrassing when I'm sitting in a coffee shop! " GF

Only ten million copies left so buy it now while the author is still alive

Warning: features some attempted probing and quite a lot of running away

by Steve Cook

A housewife, an accountant, a shopkeeper and a chicken factory manager inadvertently start Earth's first interstellar war and they are very sorry about that.

Plus Earth's first interstellar sing-song, featuring well-known rugby song and they are very sorry about that too!

Also features some attempted probing and quite a lot of running away.

"Excellently hilarious book! " GK

"I thoroughly enjoyed it but I think you should put a warning on the cover, advising people not to read it in public, I giggled a lot & laughed out loud several times, very embarrassing when I'm sitting in a coffee shop! " GF

"Steve Cook's signature blend of wry humour and observational skill makes this short story a joy to read. Gently satirical, it good-naturedly pokes fun at human society while hinting at a darker reality beneath. 

"Treat yourself to a copy, you won't regret it. Be warned though, this is not a book to read in a library . . .  too many laugh-out-loud moments." Read ingenu/e magazine review in full here

Buy it now while Earth is still free or join the Earth Resistance (Library Branch)

Available in eBook and Paperback

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